2. Damian would be vie by G Reyes.
3. Regina’s momma would be vie by Ethel Booba.
4. And there’s no method Regina’s momma would provide her a birth control device. notwithstanding what quantity of a cool momma she is.
5. Aaron Samuels would be the captain of the five.
6. Cady would forever be able to see Aaron as a result of they don’t switch lecture rooms.
7. “Is your pan American state sal buttered?”
8. And Cady would have answered, “No, pero could icing SA ibabaw metric weight unit cake blow.”
9. “On Wednesdays, we tend to wear pink… panties. as a result of our college has strict uniform codes and that’s the sole issue they aren’t gonna see.”
10. The Plastics would get in hassle for forever sporting foot socks.
11. “Stop making an attempt to create petch happen! It’s not gonna happen!”
12. rather than the recent woodlet Mall, Cady and also the Plastics would head to SM.
13. And SM would get on sale that’s why Cady would compare the individuals with animals in heat back in continent.
14. Janis would work Watsons.
15. They wouldn’t be hanging go into the restaurant for lunch. They’d be dashing to eat their lunch in order that they might build tambay in other places.
16. as a result of she’s from continent, students would wish to be friends with Cady rather than bullying her.
17. “She created out with a longganisa.”
18. “Whatever, I’m obtaining cheese sticks.”
19. rather than “Jingle Bell Rock,” The Plastics and Cady would dance to Jose Mari Chan’s “Christmas in Our Hearts.” everybody would understand the words.
20. provincial capital patron saint would be creating out with Shane Asian country during a lavatory that’s abandoned as a result of the flushes don’t work.
21. “You wanna do one thing fun? You wanna head to Jollibee?”
22. Karen’s boobs would go crazy all throughout June–October.
23. “Is Star oleo a carb?”
24. rather than “Byotch,” the Plastics would decision one another “Beh.”
25. “I don’t assume my father, the artificer of Pan American state coco palm, would be happy to listen to concerning this.”
26. “I’m sorry I laughed at you that just one occasion you bought diarrhoea at National shop.”
27. “I would like we tend to might all build bibingka out of rainbows and smiles.”
28. once Tibeto-Burman language pretends to pass, provincial capital would say “Eh di wow!” rather than “Boo, you whore!”
29. provincial capital wouldn’t wear sweatpants to high school as a result of, again, they are going to high school in uniform.
30. Regina’s momma would be, like, everybody’s momma United Nations agency takes thousands of photos.
31. And she’d own a selfie stick.
32. “I’m a primate. Duh!”
33. “I love your butterfly pin! Where’d you get it?” “It was my mom’s within the 90’s.” “Vintage, love it. therefore adorable!”
34. Sex education would solely go as so much as teaching what sure body components square measure known as and what it will.
35. Coach Carr would get discharged right then and there for giving out condoms.
36. There’s no method the horny Santa outfits would be allowed at the Winter Talent Show.
37. And it wouldn’t be known as “Winter Talent Show” as a result of winter simply doesn’t exist within the Philippines
38. The Burn Book wouldn’t are an enormous deal as a result of students would’ve already scan dangerous things concerning themselves on the vandalisms on the Cr door.
39. then the Burn Book would be taken or be lost, idk, and also the Plastics would got to pay lots of ransom for it.
40. provincial capital would be hit by a car rather than a bus.
41. And once provincial capital gets hit by a car, they’ll assume she’ll die, however the reality is she’s alive and tormented by cognitive state.
42. and at last, once Cady wins the Spring Fling Queen, she’d be like…
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